A Lil History

Most of my posts are actually edits of what I send to our teaching staff every other Friday (payday). I send out some lil reminder that says, "Hey, time to go drink. Get off your ass and let's see who's class has the biggest dumbass." Below is an actual "invite".

4/14/1818 Webster publishes his first dictionary. Appropriate drinks: Absolute, Bombay, Coors, Drambuie, Everclear, Frangelico, Guinness, Harp, Icehouse, Jack Daniels, Killians, Leinenkugel, Makers Mark, Natty Light, Old Peculiar, PBR, Q (help!!), Red Dog, Sam Adam's, Tequila, Urquell - Pilsner, Vodka, Woodchuck, XXX (from the cartoon moonshine jugs!), Yankee Brew, Zima (feel free to add a Jolly Rancher, Grimm)

4/14/1865 Lincoln assassinated. Appropriate drink: One shot, served from behind

4/14/1912 Titanic hits iceberg. Appropriate drink: Anything on the rocks