Sure, plenty of room!

Just received this email from our French teacher:

"Help! I've lost my life sized poster of the Eifel Tower! if anyone sees it lying around, please return it! It was taken off of my door.
Merci!"

My reply:
"Ummm, how would a life-sized poster of the Eifel Tower fit on your door?"

Her reply:
"Huh?"

Yes folks, this is one of the people educating the youth of America.